Martin Luther King Jr. fought in the civil rights war with Abraham Lincoln to free all of the colored people.
THERE IS NO GOD.
REMOVE ME FROM THIS PLANET
Thoughts on Dark Souls
So I have been hearing good things about this game called Dark Souls. I hear it is a very challenging game and that it gives a good sense of accomplishment. If I like fantasy games, this game is for me. Blah blah blah. I decided to pick it up and give it a shot. My verdict?
Terrible fucking game. Don’t get me wrong. The graphics are good, it has a great atmosphere, and I do feel a great sense of accomplishment whenever I kill a boss. So why do I say it’s terrible? Well, there are a lot of difficult games out there that I really enjoy. One that comes to mind is Ninja Gaiden. Great game, and it’s hard as balls. And if you’re somewhat of a perfectionist like me, racing games are really tough as well, considering some of the late-game challenges are nearly impossible. These are the games that I put in the “really tough” to “extremely tough” category.
Dark Souls? I put that in the “stupidly tough” category. It’s not like the developers just made a fantasy game and tried to make it more challenging than most fantasy games. If you look at the back cover, the first thing you read is “prepare to die”. Yes, this game was actually designed so that the player will die over and over. Is that challenging? Hell yes. Is it fun? Not one bit. To make things even more infuriating, most of the bosses can kill you in two or three hits. This wouldn’t matter that much if there weren’t eighteen thousand enemies between the boss and the most recent save point.
This game looks great, but don’t let it fool you. You will just get pissed off beyond belief. The sense of achievement people speak of only happens once in a blue moon, while the thermometer in the anger center of the brain stays at a steady two hundred fifty degrees fahrenheit. A game like this doesn’t deserve to sell so many copies. Don’t buy it.
You’re literally bitching about the selling point.
What is with extremist Christians and raped women?!
darlin, a girl can’t get pregnant if she was truly raped. her systems go into shock, she wouldn’t release an egg or if she already had, her body would not register the fact and it would self-abort like it does with a normal period
What the actual flying fuck is WRONG WITH YOU
oh that’s right, you’re religious, and FUCK REALITY and FUCK LOGIC TOO
AWW NAH MAN THEY CAN’T BE SERIOUS NO
Wow I just literally burst in to tears.
oh my god i want this so much i genuinely want to read this so badly
look at baby stephen hawking peeking over the rainbow at the cosmos i want this book
Stephen Hawking ^_^
wtf? they are like 10 years old lol
Never have kids because they will do this shit.
Rarity set 1
guess which smooth motherfu-
where the fuck
are my cookies
where the fuck
did they go
lol so true.
FAT PEOPLE AREN’T HUMAN BEINGS HAHAHA ENTER MY HOUSE AND MURDER ME IN THE FACE PLEASE